Vampire Flu

So despite the beautiful weather outside I've spend most of the day sitting at home crying over a tub of Ben and Jerry's. Yep you guessed it, it's the flu. Oh no but its not just any flu, nope I've managed to self diagnose my self with a healthy case of vampire flu. So far I've spent most of the day hiding from sunlight  and watch my skin turn about 10 times paler than normal. Trust me it's all very attractive stuff being a vampire I can totally see Bella being into Edward, I mean the ghost like complexion was a big thing back in the 1700's so why not now.